Nope, nobody jokes on the Internet. In fact, it's illegal.
But snow isn't particularly slippery, the only way that works properly is if there's a layer of ice underneath. So you need a warmish day with some rain, followed by a bitter cold night, followed by a dusting of fresh snow to really lose traction in a parking lot.
North Dakota doesn't exist.
Yup, better to dodge a bullet on the first date than to catch it when you're emotionally invested.
Yeah, OP dodged a bullet here.
Could this be the fabled 3chan?
Gay: OP can't go on the internet because the computer got a virus after he looked up gay porn.
Give that man a wheelchair, a marker, and some cardboard!
Imagine the rule 34 on that one. You better bet fans are going to want proof...
Idk, if you tell AI to find a plane, it'll find a plane. Whether there is a plane is irrelevant.
Yup.
And OP wanted 69 instead, the funny sex number, in case someone missed that too.
Where you live, you apparently add extra letters to "donut" for no reason.