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Anon doesn't wash
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
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Hear me out, fill bowl with water. Place chicken in bowl. Swirl a bit. Wash chicken. Dump water. No splashy splashy.
Are you dumping the water straight into a black hole?
That's just wasting water and accelerating the water wars! I re-use my chicken water to wash my vegetables, and then my dishes. It's such a first-world mindset to callously single-use water like that!
Onto the neighbor's dog so the stray cats annoy it!
I splurged on my garbage disposal.