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Anon calls the local bowling alley
(sh.itjust.works)
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I always like dead panning my way thru prank phone calls. My last one.
Me answering phone: (store name) Aeao speaking
Teenage boys chuckling: hello, do you guys sell.... Dildos
Me: yes we do
Boys: oh....okay... What kind do you have?
Me: all kinds. Everything from pills to dragon.
Boys: oh...and how much are they?
Me: all 1.25
Boys: umm thank you....
Me: anything else I can assist you with?
Boys: ummm no that was all thank you
Me: we'll have a pleasant day and thank you for calling (store name)
Thats a cheap ass dildo
It can be used in other orifices as well.
Got anything for a nose? Asking for a friend.
yes
They aren't specifically ass dildos. General purpose.
They cheaped out on the flared base. It's only slightly flared.
Some like the danger element.
Shoulda said $1.69 to at least give them a chuckle.