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Anon calls the local bowling alley
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this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2025
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I always like dead panning my way thru prank phone calls. My last one.
Me answering phone: (store name) Aeao speaking
Teenage boys chuckling: hello, do you guys sell.... Dildos
Me: yes we do
Boys: oh....okay... What kind do you have?
Me: all kinds. Everything from pills to dragon.
Boys: oh...and how much are they?
Me: all 1.25
Boys: umm thank you....
Me: anything else I can assist you with?
Boys: ummm no that was all thank you
Me: we'll have a pleasant day and thank you for calling (store name)
Thats a cheap ass dildo
They aren't specifically ass dildos. General purpose.
They cheaped out on the flared base. It's only slightly flared.
It can be used in other orifices as well.
Got anything for a nose? Asking for a friend.
yes
Shoulda said $1.69 to at least give them a chuckle.