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[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 25 points 6 months ago

Nah, what he means by "traditional family values" is the women folk stay indoors, keep the house, pump out kids til they're a dead shriveled husk, the men get to do whatever they want, sleep around whatever. And if they feel like the wife or kids are talking back they beat the everliving fuck out of em, and that's fine because the wife and kids shouldn't have been talking back to the man of the house....

He's not a hypocrite, he just doesn't mean the same thing you think he is with the words he's using.

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 months ago

Also, toddlers make for amazing meat shields. Nobody can deny that. What sort of monster would shoot you in the head when there’s a toddler protecting it? That’s just simple logic.

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 months ago

Hmmmm.....I'd never thought of that.....but goddamnit you're right! Guess I'll be telling the wife we need to pump a few out!

[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Shields o' meat I tell yah. Best thing is you can always make more.

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

That'd be a good band name

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