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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 109 points 1 month ago

"Professional Cuddling" is unironically a thing.

Welcome to the neoliberal hellscape of commodified human contact.

[-] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Uh sure, the neoliberals are to blame

[-] Lennny@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Neoliberals probably commidicized that person's personality.

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

That's kinda their thing.

[-] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Stupid neoliberal 4000 year old profession.

[-] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago

Turns out neo- means old.

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 month ago

Don't worry there's plenty of cuddle sluts.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Their beards are so scratchy though!

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Beggers can't be choosers

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Isn’t it mostly a front anyway?

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

As much as professional masseuse is. Which is to say often enough, but not so often that honest professionals don't have to deal with creeps who can't take a hint on the regular.

this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2024
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