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Not all chainsaws (midwest.social)

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[-] Schal330@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Chainsaws were originally used to assist in childbirth

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[-] veganpizza69@lemmy.vg 7 points 2 days ago

is this about symphysiotomy...?

The crude chainsaw was designed to aid and speed up the process of symphysiotomy (widening the pubic cartilage) and the removal of disease-laden bone.

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