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[-] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 117 points 1 day ago

i did that all the time at my first job (Wendy's), until I learned that a single extra nugget actually really really hurts how much money the managers come home with. a devastating amount, truly.

well, they acted like it. ๐Ÿ™„

Then you started adding two nuggets, right?

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 17 points 22 hours ago

That sounds like something a velociraptor would say. Sus.

As an aside, my Gboard absolutely 100% did not want me to type "velociraptor." Is Google promoting revisionist prehistory?

[-] SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 19 hours ago

Thank you for noticing, velociraptors were my favourite dinosaurs from kid's encyclopedia and I couldn't remember how they're called.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Happy to be of service!

[-] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

A velociraptor would never eat or promote eating chicken, that would be like promoting, idk, eating your own cousin (the one you don't see since that last Thanksgiving, some years ago, when your uncle (their father) started talking about how dinosaurs don't exist because earth is 2000 years old, got kicked from your house and decided to cut ties).

Edit: don't use gboard, use thumb-key. Best keyboard ever (once you learn it) and easy to use single handed ~~with even less than 5 fingers~~

Please disregard that last part of the sentence, I'm not suggesting anything like having less than the usual 5 fingers a human hand has.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

I know (or at least have heard from Jurassic Park) that velociraptors were smart, but I'm not sure they'd understand evolutionary theory. Though perhaps this post disproves my theory ...

I'll look into your recommended keyboard, having the standard number of human fingers, thank you.

[-] pencil_nerd@mander.xyz 54 points 1 day ago

You don't have to encourage me, I'm already doing it

[-] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 23 hours ago

You don't have to encourage me

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