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[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 31 points 5 months ago

"But not Fred, he's too woke. And Jenna is a lesbianist!"

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 5 months ago

Jenna is a lesbianist

She plays the alto lesbian in the orchestra.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago
[-] swab148@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago

I like little woman because you can stack two of them up and have double decker pussy.

But the big ones could open jars for me too.

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

I tried out for that, but I couldn’t get the tonguing right. Took up violin, because fingering is just more natural to me.

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