Like the guy is unironically a treasonous criminal con-man so obviously under Russia’s (or more specifically Putin’s) influence it’s laughable.

All of that may be true, but it's easily overlooked by his voters because they hate immigrants so very VERY much.

"That's what he gets for removing the recipe for Acapulco Gold from the replicator!"

Nice! I'm going to have a look at my old HS yearbook and see who's opposite page...

"Future Farmers of America"

"Replicator, give me a slice of mushroom pizza."

"Hot or cold."

"Hot."

"Space-warping travel mushrooms or the ones that grow on old logs."

"Uh, the log ones I guess."

"Coward."

I can't remember which model it was, but wasn't there a MacBook Pro that had 4 USB-C ports, only two of which supported Thunderbolt? Want to connect your monitor to the right side of the machine? Well... tough shit, I guess.

"Silly kitty, you shouldn't dry fire a revolver without a snap cap, so silly yes you are!"

What a relief, I'd hate to think those files ended up in the wrong ~~paws~~ hands.

All the things the cops would want this bot to do are prohibited by rules or by the potential for public outrage; no facial recognition, no offensive capabilities, it's basically just a camera drone. But that will change when the rules change, or when people stop paying attention... if this thing can avoid being trashed for more then ten minutes after it's deployed.

Did... did that man double-click on a link?

"I can't leave Twitter -- all my followers are there."

"I can't leave Twitter -- all the people I follow are there."