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Twitter's filters for anybody out of the loop (slrpnk.net)
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[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

IOs application? -> App

VLC mediaplayer? -> App

Console videogame? -> App

Website? -> App

Calculator function on a smartwatch? -> App

The fully hardware-based light sensor that closes the blinds? -> App

My cat running to the bowl when I put new food in? -> Soon to be an App

[-] Zink@programming.dev 7 points 10 months ago

Potato skins loaded with cheese and bacon? -> App

[-] RabbitInTheWoodPile@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Trying to download .... stupid slow bandwidth! D'oh!

[-] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

You wouldn’t download a cat!

[-] RabbitInTheWoodPile@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

You don't need to download a cat. They distribute themselves very well. It's a feature. Try walking around with psspsspss coming out of your mouth and fancy snacks in your pockets and see what happens.

[-] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Cat downloads human in this case.

[-] L3mmyW1nks@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Your cat might see you as an app already!

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 10 months ago

There's an App for that!

this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2025
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