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[-] FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world 69 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

My first week at a major fund company I was assigned to an internal business tool used by thousands. I noticed all the company email addresses in the sandbox weren't correct, so I ran a script to correct them. Cue a call from C-level to my boss asking why he got a "email changed notification". Followed by another.. And another.. And another...

I went out to lunch

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 38 points 6 months ago

We hired a DBA that put a read lock on a production database table and went out to lunch.

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago

That's, you've really added value!

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