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Anon goes on a first date
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this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2025
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That's a nice sentiment, but there is almost certainly a mismatch in supply and demand for men who are anime and video game nerds.
As a gay man, I have a novel solution to the problem.
Ok, but it’s not like it’s a choice to be gay…
it is a choice.
and I make it.
you're gay now
*poof!*
Getting both uses out of 'poof' there
That a gayer version of “your body, my choice?”
I seriously think that my life would probably have been easier if I were gay. A heterosexual relationship usually requires finding a woman who enjoys my company despite having effectively no common interests with me.