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Me "Wow, Switch 2 is such a safe and uncreative name"
(hexbear.net)
Everyone else "Yay they gave us exactly what we wanted, and a nice normal name too!" 
Don't get me wrong, I'm glad they didn't do an Xbox and call it something confusing, but I was hoping this console could have it's own identity.
I'm happy for a more powerful Switch, it sounds neat. Still, I kinda was hoping for something more... Nintendo weird.
~~Okay maybe I'm just mad because I was hoping after the Nintendo Switch that we'd be getting a Nintendo Dom and a Nintendo Sub~~
Hopefully the little nub that actually connects is rubber, otherwise yeah it'll break off the first time you drop the switch 2 with the joycons connected.
The rails were brutal tho, I'm sure this will be an improvement