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What is the worst, most incorrect way to eat a pizza?
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this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2025
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There is no worst, most incorrect way to eat a pizza. The way someone eats something is irrelevant. There is no good or bad here.
You must have missed the person that said blended up and enema'd
I like a good enema
I personally love a good deep dish extra cheese anchovy red pepper sausage enema.
What a surprise: AdamEatsAss likes enemas. ๐ซก
The worst way to eat a pizza is to not eat a pizza. So uh, maybe taking many pizzas, making a bath out of them and expecting to take in the nutrients through your skin?
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Not eating the pizza is indeed incorrect when the goal is to eat the pizza.
Consider: floating in a bowl of milk like cereal. It's one big piece but you still have to use a spoon.