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Naive Man Puts Money Into 401(k) as if Future Exists (thehardtimes.net)
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[-] Gerudo@lemm.ee 24 points 3 days ago

Bruh, it's pretax dollars in an account that 9 times out of 10 out performs interest rates. Even in huge downturns, it will bounce back thanks to stock market goes brrrrrrrrr

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee -5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I must have hit that 1 out of 10 shot. Bro.

[-] IMongoose@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

If you tried to use it in like 2009 then ya. But if you kept it until now it would be doing great.

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