Dicked around in the Pokemon sword postgame but mother of God it is so boring (no I’m not buying the DLC.) I already made an outfit with the few good customizables (because so many male hairstyles/clothing in RPGs are pure ass and Pokemon is not exception) and making different curries got real old fast. In reality only coconut, spice mix, potato, mushroom, and bean curries look even remotely appetizing and every other type of curry is a crime against food.

As for the story itself, I wish there was even less plot. Just have Eternatus be the antagonist directly and you’re just unlucky enough to exist when the darkest day will happen. It was also held back as being glaringly obvious that game freak was going to try to do a game freak and sell you the full game in parts to make more money, the region is just a hallway which takes away the whimsy of exploration.

Think I might want to resume oblivion.