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[-] Evkob@lemmy.ca 31 points 11 months ago

The smart crib seems particularly dystopian to me. We don't even need to wait for children to develop enough fine-motor functions to make use of smartphones or tablets, we can start collecting data on them before they even utter their first word!

How long before the smart cribs have ParentAI attached to them? Let the computer raise your child!

[-] limonfiesta@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

We're already at least one generation into womb to tomb data collection.

[-] xthexder@l.sw0.com 16 points 11 months ago

A tomb? In this economy? ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] meco03211@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Best I can do is unceremoniously flop your limp corpse on the pile and sprinkle a little lye on it.

[-] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

Be sure to read the Eula-g

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 11 months ago

All men are cremated equal

[-] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Even ten years ago it was getting tough to find baby monitors that didn't have video and/or Wi-Fi.

[-] otter@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

I looked up "Parent AI", and was disappointed

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