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Elon Musk Holds Up AI Girlfriend App So She Can See (theonion.com)

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[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 76 points 5 months ago

That last line is masterfully written

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[-] Mikina@programming.dev 74 points 5 months ago

At press time, the pair had reportedly gotten into a blowout fight after Jasmine intercepted an anatomically impossible nude from one of Musk’s other girlfriend apps.

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