From the ethicist: I have forwarded your letter to AcidSmiley. She has dispatched the Red Guards so you can learn how to not be a mega creep on a collectivized farm, where you can "smell the roses along the way" in a more literal sense (the roses are actually turnips tho).

I knew this was going to be bad, i knew it would be worse than expected when i read "as a red-blooded male", but i did not expect that.