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Trolley problem (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] lime@feddit.nu 13 points 4 months ago

wat

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

I am currently in the process of completely rewriting the BSD kernel in go.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 7 points 4 months ago

how are you handling the GC? how are you handling things like interrupts?

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago

GOd will handle it 🙏

[-] lime@feddit.nu 0 points 4 months ago

oh so you haven't actually done any of it.

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

I have already written eleventy billion lines of code.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 0 points 4 months ago

you're not very good at this

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

That's what she said

[-] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 4 months ago

you'd know

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I prefer the binary format over the text format of WASM.

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