sudo rm train.sh

problem solved 👍

I've played enough X-COM to know that 50/50 is actually 100%, I just don't know which way. Better trigger it!!

why would you wanna kill the programming language commitees.

I'll take the 50/50 because those are some damn good odds!

Am I also in range of the nuclear bomb, or am I safe? Unclear as the image doesn't specify if it is drawn to scale or not. Also which direction are the tracks currently pointing.

Well, you can take yourself out of the equation because you're not tied down and can just move after flipping the switch.

chooses bottom track

"C'mon...c'mon!"

trolley heads towards committe members

"Dammit!"

runs over and jumps on the nuclear bomb pressure pad

Joke's on you I hate myself and my family

Quickly move the switch while on track, then hope the paths willl be wide enough to stop the trolley.

Option 3 means that the Javascript standards team dies either way, right? Number 3. No hesitation.

Bottom tracks, easy

Fuck the metro I guess.

Javascript Standards Team is such an Oxymoron.

Now how do I get it to drift over everything but teams a and b?

A Mark VI only has a 18 to 160 kiloton yield.

Can we replace it with a B83?

Ok so this one just isn't fair.

Two possibilities end up with me dead, two end up with millions dead, and one ends up with me being unemployed.

Sorry not sorry Team A and B, sacrifices must be made.

“You and your entire family” means “All life on Earth”.

That should make the decision somewhat easier.

I like those odds

I'd take my odds with the bottom track.

there might be an argument that JavaScript kills more than a nuclear bomb

There is at least one user here in the superposition of being on two tracks at once.

I think I’ll take my chances with the bomb

Which metropolitan area?

Let's play coin flip!