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Anon signs up for a 5k
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this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2025
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Why would OP's wife not just sign herself up if she was going to run? Or realise something was off when her partner told her that they'd done it for her. "Hello, I'd like to sign my wife up for this run. Oh no, I won't be participating myself." Feels kind of weird. But this a 4chan post so can't possibly be fake or gay.
Fake: OP can barely get from the chair to the bathroom, no way they're running anywhere.
Gay: OP's "wife" is a their regular pizza delivery person, which is a dude. The friendly banter at the door got weird quick.