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this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2025
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Sir I think you are forgetting that you do not pull the pens completely out with every thrust unless you want to snap it off by accident. I think a 1.25 multiplier to your calculation is therefore necessary.
That’s a fair assumption to make. So our totally real OPs wife now has to make 80 fucks at minimum instead of 64