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[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

3 years later and some of you simpletons still don't fucking realize the potential of the slurp juices. No wonder your apes put you in college level debt, YOU FORGOT ABOUT SLURP JUICE. since 2022 i've quadrupled my net worth by investing monthly in 2-3 slurp juices per ape, with the occasional seminal slushy for nourishing their growth potential. My properties are worth more than mar-a-lago kid.

this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2025
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