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[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 10 points 17 hours ago

You're thinking like someone who exists beyond this quarter's profit margins.

I mean, you do, but as your boss, I'm required to tell you that you need to maximize short term results, and take all the responsibility for medium and long term calamities caused by me telling you to do that.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

You're not gonna be my boss for long with an attitude like that.

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