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Anon makes first contact
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
It’s too late, you’re already the soyjack.
The aliens will laugh at you.
I am fine with that if that is all they would do.
Your stronger than me, I’d be crushed if those little green dudes had a giggle at me.