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Well, my syrup is made from corn, so...
That shit should be illegal to sell up here in Canada. I see it in stores right next to the pure Canadian maple syrup which doesn’t cost that much more than the fake corn syrup crap. The aunt Jemima costs like $6 and the real stuff is $10
Y'all still have aunt jemima? They rebranded here to pearl milling recently.