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[Not the Onion] The couple who want to make America...
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For what it's worth - the Washington Post put the article in the style section.
Matty Yglesias getting absolutely turgid reading this.
Never again put Matty and turgid in the same sentence please. This causes damage at the best of times. I'm having lasagna for lunch so it's extra unsettling.