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[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 54 points 2 weeks ago

Sus. If there was a security camera they would have checked that first.

Keep your head down anon, it is a bluff.

Also, stop putting shit in drinking water you sick fuck.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

Poop has DNA from the depositor.

[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 weeks ago

Can your employer compel you to provide a DNA sample?

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Don’t know but this is probably a crime. So a cop can.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Inconclusive inconclusive

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

I highly doubt they're going to pay for a DNA test...

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