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Anon achieves optimal testosterone (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 80 points 10 months ago

THAT'S WHY I DRINK A SUGAR-FREE REDBULL WITH EXTRA CREATINE, PROTEIN POWDER, AND PROBIOTICS MIXED IN WHILE CHEWING SEVEN ZYNS BEFORE EVERY 15 MINUTE SET. I NO LONGER SLEEP AND MY HEARTBEATS CANNOT BE DISTINGUISHED. MY LUNGS ARE PERFECT AND MY BODY IS PRISTINE!

[-] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 87 points 10 months ago

Your heartbeat is measured in Hz

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 26 points 10 months ago

Come to think of it, a normal heart rate would be like 1-3hz depending on activity

[-] itsworkthatwedo@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

That's 1000 to 3000 mHz!

[-] Clanket@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Thanks for clarifying that

[-] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Im stealing this for if my brother complains about his heartbeat after staying up for like 18 hours on six cans of red bull again

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