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[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 86 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

In the days immediately after my dad's death, I had the house to myself and had retreated to my basement/office space to have a stress-relieving wank. Just outside of my space was my daughter's battery-operated activity table that was known to play jingles at random. What it was not well known for was playing the giggling sound effect at random. So imagine how quickly I put my dick away when that table laughed at me not once, not twice, but three times in the span of a minute.

If that wasn't my dad's ghost making fun of me, I don't know what it was.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 31 points 2 months ago
[-] Klear@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago
[-] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 12 points 2 months ago

It has Alfredo in it

[-] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Are we witnessing history being made?

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

One time I was throwing kid toys into the toybox when suddenly a horse whinny came out of the box. I thought Frau Blücher had showed up.

this post was submitted on 27 Jan 2025
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