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The government doesn't use SQL
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I laughed but really I know when the last good database and systems people left government to be replaced by contractors. It was Bush's first term. Since then everything has been just putting a new front end on the back end government programmers created in the 1990's.
Glad you laughed, wasnt entirely serious
I don't think we can be. We'd be paralyzed if we tried to be wholly serious.