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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[-] OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 2 weeks ago

People yell at you if you use an excel spreadsheet as a database

[-] moseschrute@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Does anyone yell if I use SQL?

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Does anyone yell if I use SQL?

If you use MySQL, Maria DB people yell

If you use Maria DB, Postgres people yell

If you use Postgres, the nosql people yell

If you use Excel, the MySQL, MariaDB, Postgres and nosql people yell.

[-] moseschrute@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Can you give this to me in function form so I can find the global max the gets the most people yelling?

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

Only if you can tolerate AI, I only have so much time to commit to this bit.

[-] Wiz@midwest.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

Only the programmers that have to run queries in it because that's their job. 😭

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[-] moseschrute@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Wow wow what did sqlite ever do to you

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

I have seen some unholy things done with it.

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