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[-] SerpentPeaked@lemmynsfw.com 54 points 2 months ago

Florida is America’s wang. You know it, I know it, and the American people know it.

[-] w3dd1e@lemm.ee 63 points 2 months ago

Nah, MoonPieTown is America’s wang.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Fun fact: Florida used to be longer. Go ahead, look up the maps from the 1800s...

[-] coaxil@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago

You mean moonpietown used to be longer?

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Yes, Moonpietown used to be longer, until they cut their nuts off and donated them to Mississippi and Alabama.

[-] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

From now on, America means everything from the continents except the USA. Which is now called the Boo S A

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

No it's not. It's the butthole. There's nothing but shit in it!

Washington DC is the wang. Thats where America fucks everyone from.

[-] taladar@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

So to explain the shape it is America's prolapsed colon?

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