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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Intruder that broke into his house, snapped the wooden spoon in half and impaled him with it.

[-] Shortstack@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago

This comment gave me cancer

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

An intruder named Van Helsing?

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