Here's the thing. How well did America do in its first guerilla war, Vietnam? How well did it do in its last guerilla war, Afghanistan? How well do you think it would do if those guerilla soldiers looked pretty much like them, talked pretty much like them, and had a similar culture? Why are you banking on better? Was it the longer supply lines that lost the two wars I mentioned? Was it the lack of troops on the ground? Because those are the only two advantages America would have in a war with Canada as opposed to the other two I mentioned.

There is no way Canada's military can stand against America's, you're absolutely right. If America decides to, they will invade Canada. That by no means guarantees a peaceful or successful occupation. And Canada's military leaders aren't idiots. I doubt they'd even meet America's military in the field. But I bet you'd see a whole bunch of freedom fighters who used to have uniforms in their closets.

Glad I could make you smile. Sounds like derision is your default mode. That must make you hard to hang out with for extended periods.