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[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

At press time, sources confirmed moisture within the wooden spoon had caused Davies to contract a drug-resistant and potentially fatal fungal infection.

[-] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Heh, I didn’t read the article! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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