After months of decoding, the computer finally began to uncover the translated alien message to the researcher and the personnel in the room. (sh.itjust.works)

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"...in conformity with the Sector Code 436, The Unity Xel654qy declares exclusive rights over the newly found system Sol6543 and its organic resources."

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[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

There’s no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now. … What do you mean you’ve never been to Alpha Centauri? Oh, for heaven’s sake, mankind, it’s only four light years away, you know. I’m sorry, but if you can’t be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that’s your own lookout. Energize the demolition beams

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