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[-] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

The first guy wasn't really an assassin, though. That one was set up

[-] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

Wasn't that the second?

I can't remember anymore aside from the best possibility for the future not happening.

[-] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Which ever guy the SS let Trump stand there and pose for a picture right after being "shot".

Shot is in quotes because his ear was magically 100% normal a day later.

[-] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Just a glitch in the matrix

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Still. There was at least 1 attempt then.

this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2025

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