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Elon Musk to keep having kids until one eventually likes him
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It's kinda weird most of his kids are conceived via IVF.
Sounds like his dick doesn't work lol
I think it's likely he does genetic screening or even gene editing for his offspring. This would align with his other futuristic and transhumanist ideas.
If he's editing their genes why do they all still have his ugly mug?
Also women don't want to have sex with him.
I'm sure he could find some if he paid them enough.