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Danes hit back at Trump with ‘buy California bid’ as they vow ‘to take over Disneyland and bring hygge to Hollywood’ (www.the-sun.com)

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[-] glimse@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Ok so the Danes get the west, Canada gets the north, Mexico gets as much of the south as they want, and the rest can be The United States Of Trump until it gets destroyed

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 16 points 1 week ago

Can you give some back to the First Nations people?

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Sorry, we're still only breaking treaties.

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I wish. Unfortunately none of the governments staking claims give a shit about them.

[-] bufalo1973@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

All the USofT will be First Nations Land after the civil war.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

I think we're okay with letting Cascadia chart its own course and we hope to make use of its can-mex rail link.

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