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Anon thinks about Johnny Bravo
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this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2025
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Canonically, he's a giant loser and nobody likes him?
If I recall right, it's been stated by the writer that he does score but it wouldn't be funny to watch so we never see those.
It was still alluded in an episode where he was accidentally thrown in a volcano wanting a virgin sacrifice. He got spat out.
Not a virgin ≠ not a giant loser
He's a creep and a misogynist lol. You can be socially awkward, but by being the others, that's what makes you a loser.
I'm sure he was appreciated in some scenarios, but he was not liked.
His only friend is a little girl. Probably the only person who can tolerate him. Because A). he doesn't treat her like a conquerable object like he does adult women, and B). emotionally, they are on the same level.
And remember!— just because someone is willing to have sex with you doesn't make you not a loser!
He would have had one more friend. Karl, the socially inept, unlikeable nerd is quite fond of Johnny too. Johnny can't stand him, so I don't think that counts as a friend.