Canonically, he's a giant loser and nobody likes him?
If I recall right, it's been stated by the writer that he does score but it wouldn't be funny to watch so we never see those.
It was still alluded in an episode where he was accidentally thrown in a volcano wanting a virgin sacrifice. He got spat out.
Not a virgin ≠ not a giant loser
I don't know, I don't really like Elvis.
Not liking Elvis, and not liking his music are two very different things.
He also canonically fucks. Like a lot.
If he was gay it would be a documentary about the average /fit/ poster
Fuck, I read babes as babies, giving this post a whole different vibe.
This cartoon feels particularly difficult to reboot at anything less than a pg-13. And I really hope that opinion persists for the next 4 years.
But it would be interesting to watch it as a limited series where he overcomes his preconceptions to become an actual decent person in a cooperative relationship. Or where he spirals into the extremes of toxic masculinity and becomes horrifically human. Love me a fall from grace.
Johnny Bravo became a girl in one episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3O5JOdZ7wU
Ended up watching a few more clips. It’s funny, I didn’t think bravo was funny when I watched it in passing but now it gets a giggle out of me.
Sounds hilarious...
Alright, fine, I cede that it’s not funny. Though neither was the original. They never managed to improve upon Pepe le pew.
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