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[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 27 points 1 day ago

That's way better than my emoji based programming language.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I’m not so sure. Send a link.

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 11 points 1 day ago

Haven't published it yet.

Here are comparisons:

βš–οΈ

🐲

πŸ²βš–οΈ

βš–οΈπŸ²

πŸš«πŸ²βš–οΈ

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Post the GitHub repo.

I will help you make this happen.

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Sure! It doesn't do anything yet, I just have a text file with how I'm intending to architect it.

It quite literally started ~~two~~ four (edit: I can't keep track of time) days ago.

I'll configure a repo, stick this in a file, and push it. I'll reply with another comment so you (and others) can look it up.

I've come up with some crazy stuff. Instead of something like "class" to indicate a class, it's

🏫 Followed by the emoji name of the class like πŸ–ΌοΈπŸ“. So it will need to be able to handle operators in the name it's amazingly gross! Properties and methods will also be emoji names, like to get the πŸ–ΌοΈπŸ“ "File Name" it would be πŸ“πŸ’³.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I was kind of being sarcastic. I haven’t written a compiler since I rode my dinosaur to college. Still it’s a funny idea. Could probably do it in C using a bunch of pound defines.

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I was thinking Rust, but that works too.

Because then I could call the Language Spoons.

It would as uncomfortable to use as it is to watch Rusty Spoons

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