I'm so glad he pointed out the compiler optimizing the If statements. A lot of coworkers seem to forget that the compiler is doing a lot of that work for us now, and some of the code becomes unreadable as they try to make it "more efficient."

Bro, stop, you can't beat a machine at machine stuff

Cyberpunk dystopia, but without the cool ass shit, just a lot of ways to die horribly.

The types I have worked with and personally been:

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