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"We're second worst, you have no choice but to vote for us, and we will only move right" might have resonated with you.
They should have to give back their campaign money when they lose.
And not hoard it for themselves to buy private guards? Never. That would actually help America, and the rich don't like that.
They love Republican policy they just hate wearing red as commies have used it before. Blue is a much better fitting color.