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[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Don't let them bring you down to their level. There's so many fun gender neutral insults.

  • ASVAB waiver
  • Middle School Drop Out
  • Failed Abortion
  • Incest Experiment
  • Good Idea Fairy
  • Shit Fucker
  • Couch Fucker <-- Thank you JD Vance!
  • Two Balls Short of a Spine
  • A family tree with no branches
  • Couldn't fight/talk their way out of a wet cardboard box

I mean really, there's just so many.

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

or better yet, Shakespeare Insult Generator! https://www.librarieshawaii.org/learn/brain-games/bardly-barbs/

  • Thou paunchy clapper-clawed boar-pig
  • You fobbing nut-hook carbuncle!
  • You paunch bilbo wag!
  • mew fut barnacle!
  • fawn bully angel!
[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh thank you, I've been looking for that! For totally not Bardly DnD reasons...

[-] chtk@feddit.nl 1 points 2 months ago
  • Shit Fucker

Which of these words should I emphasise? Or would either work?

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