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[-] zeezee@slrpnk.net 63 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

They aren't good people.

he didn't trust herself

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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago

Everybody can reply

Pictures taken moments before diaaster.

[-] distantsounds@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

It’s Bluesky, not x

[-] dance_ninja@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago
[-] lemon@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 month ago

Holy shit, I wasn’t expecting it to be word for word the same. Wow…

Points for honesty… I guess?

[-] callouscomic@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago

To be fair, it was like 2 overlapping conversations interrupting each other.

Still, though, she can go fuck off.

[-] SamboT@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

"We'll be continuing to talk to him about what he has access to"

Thats what you do before you give them access. Who is she and what is her position of authority? Something tells me i dont want to know.

[-] dance_ninja@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago

Her second [autobiography], No Going Back (2024), ignited controversy over her description of killing a young family dog.

Oh, it's her.

[-] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

You can see it in her eyes. The look of "I tortured small animals as a kid and felt nothing".

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

"Then I continued to torture animals as an adult and felt nothing. Maybe the MAGA train will let me torture brown people, so that I can see if I feel anything."

[-] SamboT@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

That hurts.

[-] aesthelete@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wow CNN "journalists" really can't interview worth a damn.

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[-] Etterra@discuss.online 14 points 1 month ago

Is it just me or does anyone else have to fight the urge to be horribly misogynistic to these Trump worshippers? I always fall back to my gender-neutral profanity (such as "Trump's shit-guzzler") but I just feel a deep rooted desire to be as maximally offensive to and about MAGA cultists and enablers as humanly possible. I know it's lazy but I mean if anyone deserves to be insulted in the most extreme way possible it's these creatures.

[-] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 22 points 1 month ago

It's fine, you can call her a cunt

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Unless you're Australian, then it might be seen as a term of endearment.

[-] Owljfien@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Its fine, just preface it with shit. Shit cunts are not thought of highly

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 1 month ago

The Aussie term for people like her is a fucking dog cunt.

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[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Don't let them bring you down to their level. There's so many fun gender neutral insults.

  • ASVAB waiver
  • Middle School Drop Out
  • Failed Abortion
  • Incest Experiment
  • Good Idea Fairy
  • Shit Fucker
  • Couch Fucker <-- Thank you JD Vance!
  • Two Balls Short of a Spine
  • A family tree with no branches
  • Couldn't fight/talk their way out of a wet cardboard box

I mean really, there's just so many.

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

or better yet, Shakespeare Insult Generator! https://www.librarieshawaii.org/learn/brain-games/bardly-barbs/

  • Thou paunchy clapper-clawed boar-pig
  • You fobbing nut-hook carbuncle!
  • You paunch bilbo wag!
  • mew fut barnacle!
  • fawn bully angel!
[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh thank you, I've been looking for that! For totally not Bardly DnD reasons...

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[-] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If you must give up your values then you might as well give them up in exchange for something in return. In this case you get nothing in return which is why I too recommend using gender-neutral insults.

[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

They want you to lower yourself to their level. Wrestling pigs just gets you muddy. Please call them out though, it is important work.

[-] stringere@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Taking the high road has really been working out for us!
Might have our faces in the dirt but we can feel good about being the better person!

[-] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You’re not going to be able to put them in their place better than they do for themselves already. Save the effort IMO.

Although, that being said… I have no issues with any kinda of ~~verbal~~ antagonism towards fascists. If a woman is a nazi, and we’re all saying it’s ok to punch nazis; is it ok to punch a nazi woman? I say yes.

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[-] random@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago

you can actually never trust the government

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[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We can't trust the government now. We couldn't trust it before either, but we also can't trust it now.

[-] stringere@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

I used to not trust the government.
I still do not trust the government, but I used to, too.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

You especially can't trust it now.

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago
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[-] chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 month ago

They need to stop hitting themselves in the face with the ugly stick. Holy shit.

[-] aesthelete@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Is there a name for this phenomenon for when people start to look inbred due to having all of the terrible plastic surgery? It's like the Habsburg jaw but within a single generation because the deformity wasn't a product of breeding.

[-] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Brian Posehn called it "Hot Girl Down Syndrome" several years ago on a special. While I understand that is problematic, it's so spot on it does work as a fantastic shorthand.

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[-] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
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