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this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2025
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Soon they’ll start recording you jerking it to cross reference with previous sessions as identity confirmation.
"Your stroke signature does not match our records"
Well, they know what parts of what videos you watch, your favorite keywords, time/days patterns, location, I'd say they can train AI on that data
ChatGPT will be drawing conclusions from the data like "Subject is likely a tipthumbing twister (86.436% confidence) with content dependent high frequency intervals (94.738% confidence)"
It'll analyze things like minor mouse movements, microphone audio, and use that wifi radar trick.
Can you imagine, training rec algos for porn sites on intensity of movement and facial expressions...
Edit: if this ever happens (and I'm 85% convinced it will in some way), I'll just start crankin' to financial spreadsheets and medication specs, keep'em guessing.
I would skip to when they start telling you about the side effects. So hot.
"Do not operate heavy machinery 4-6 hours after administering a dose" - starts grunting
Biometric Orgasm face photo lol