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[-] Aussieiuszko@aussie.zone 131 points 1 month ago

Soon they’ll start recording you jerking it to cross reference with previous sessions as identity confirmation.

[-] Goun@lemmy.ml 45 points 1 month ago

Well, they know what parts of what videos you watch, your favorite keywords, time/days patterns, location, I'd say they can train AI on that data

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

ChatGPT will be drawing conclusions from the data like "Subject is likely a tipthumbing twister (86.436% confidence) with content dependent high frequency intervals (94.738% confidence)"

It'll analyze things like minor mouse movements, microphone audio, and use that wifi radar trick.

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Can you imagine, training rec algos for porn sites on intensity of movement and facial expressions...

Edit: if this ever happens (and I'm 85% convinced it will in some way), I'll just start crankin' to financial spreadsheets and medication specs, keep'em guessing.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago

I would skip to when they start telling you about the side effects. So hot.

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

"Do not operate heavy machinery 4-6 hours after administering a dose" - starts grunting

[-] Onionguy@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Biometric Orgasm face photo lol

[-] pemptago@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

"Your stroke signature does not match our records"

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