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[-] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Save it all up for your wedding night. Let the sperms fight for dominance in the milk jug, that only the strongest and fittest sperm survives to merge with the egg.

this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2025

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